Posts by James Morris

I once spent twenty whole minutes arguing with a mosquito at 2 a.m. Dude acted like rent was…

Okay, big forehead jokes? Weirdly timeless. I dunno why, but the second somebody says “fivehead,” the whole room…

Okay, sharks are already terrifying enough without people turning them into comedians too. But here we are. I…

Ducks are weirdly hilarious creatures. I mean, one minute they’re floating around all peaceful, the next they’re aggressively…

I still remember the first time someone hit me with a “deez nuts” joke out of nowhere… I…

Okay so real talk I once tried “soaking up sunlight” like it was a personality trait. Ended up…

I still remember the first time I tried baking cookies alone… kitchen looked like a flour explosion site…

Monkeys are already hilarious little chaos goblins, so honestly, turning them into puns feels almost unfair. I once…

There’s something wildly chaotic about bingo night. One minute you’re calmly dabbing numbers, the next you’re side-eyeing grandma…

SMT meaning in text popping up in your WhatsApp chat at the worst possible moment right when you're…