Animal Puns

So yeah, last summer I showed up to a pool party with a towel that definitely wasn’t mine…

Ever gotten a text that just says “HU?” and spent way too long decoding it? Yeah, same. I…

Okay so I was cleaning out an old notebook the other day and found dinosaur doodles from when…

Ever notice how anything with a long neck instantly looks a little funnier? I once spent way too…

Alright, so I once tried explaining giraffes to my cousin at a family dinner and somehow ended up…

I was thinking about kangaroos the other day (don’t ask, it was one of those 2am brain hops),…

So yeah, I once tried to “cut down on burgers”… lasted about as long as a melted slice…

I once tried to “eat just one piece of chocolate” while working… and somehow ended up emotionally committed…

Honestly, I never thought I’d sit here writing about bum jokes for a living… but here we are,…

I once spent way too long staring at a jellyfish in an aquarium, completely mesmerized, only to realize…